What happens to the HR manager when they leave earth for good
One day while walking down the street a highly successfulHuman Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul
arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter
himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled
in though, it
seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've
never once had a
Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not
really sure what to
do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're
going to do is let
you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can
choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in
Heaven", said
the woman
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and
it went
down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the
putting green
of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country
club and standing
in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives
that she had
worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and
cheering for
her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they
talked about old
times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night
went to the
country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and
lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind
of cute) and she
had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having
such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody
shook her hand and
waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly
Gates and found
St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she
spent the next 24
hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and
singing. She had
great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and
St. Peter came
and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in
heaven. Now you
must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I
never thought I'd
say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but
I think I had a
better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
down-down-down
back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself
standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her
friends were
dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting
it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was
here and there
was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and
we danced and
had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage
and all my
friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an
Employee"
posted by Gaurav Malik @ 2:21 am
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